Unanswered Movie Questions

Overview

Today's blog is going to be different because we are going to try understand the most unanswered questions that have left us confused and pondering over the past 10 years or more. I feel like it is time we start getting answers which is why I am going to attempt to figure it out during this blog post.

Why Aren't the 7 Dwarfs Rich?

The first question on the discussion list asks about The 7 Dwarfs who features in a movie called Snow White and why they aren't rich. This question comes from the fact that they spend 24/7 mining and find a number of expensive gems.... so why aren't they rich?

If I was digging up expensive jewels then you best believe I would be rolling in the jewels and money but the dwarfs obviously have a different thought process or maybe it is because the writers did realize that viewers would pick up on such a silly thing and then continue to ask interesting questions about it. Okay... so I think that the writers genuinely did not consider this to be a realistic film... I mean they are dwarfs who protect a sleeping Snow White until her prince comes and kisses her which then wakes her up from her long sleep.... maybe she was just really tired? or maybe she ate a poison apple that was given to her from her worst enemy? I am unsure but we should probably focus on the really expensive coffin that she was sleeping in for that long period of time and realize that maybe the dwarfs used their hard earned cash to purchase the coffin? or maybe they built it? 

I don't think that Sleepy would have had time to spend his money after all of that hard work down in the mines and all of the dancing he participated in at nighttime... he did seem really tired in the movie and Grumpy has probably already been banned from every store withing a 10 mile radius for wanting to speak to the manager. I do not think that anyone who participated in the creation of this movie thought about how the dwarfs were not rich because the story-line was not related to the gems in any kind of way. I believe I just answered the first unanswered question on the internet... miracles can happen.

Why Does Buzz Lightyear Freeze Around People?

Buzz Lightyear is a character in a movie called Toy Story and he is probably the most amazing toy that has existed both in this movie and in the world but people are starting to question why he froze around human beings when he didn't know that he was a toy in the first ever Toy Story movie.

I am a massive fan of the movies and never noticed that he in fact froze around humans when they entered the room and it is not becoming a question that I cannot stop thinking about... so I thank the internet for the burning question.

I am going to assume that the writers did not consider the possibility of this question making an appearance... like ever but something tells me that Buzz Lightyear knew more than he was letting on when he first met Andy's toys... or did he?

Lets go over the evidence. Buzz Lightyear is a toy that got purchased for Andy's birthday and then got launched around the house for a good while until he was placed in Andy's room. Buzz Lightyear was in a box before he was purchased from Andy's mum which makes me want to raise some extra questions based on the evidence... didn't Buzz know he was in a box for all of that time? because when they went to visit the toy store in the second film, the toys were awake in the boxes having an amazing time... so why wasn't Buzz when he was in a box within a store? maybe he did not have batteries in at that time?

Buzz mentioned that he landed on a strange planet when he woke up in Andy's room and wanted to laser Woody's face which was quite aggressive in my own personal opinion... I mean, I know Woody has an annoying voice but that doesn't mean that I want to shoot him with lasers, but anyway... we have not evaluated one crucial piece of evidence.... Andy must have put batteries in Buzz when he was swinging him around like a baseball bat which makes me question why Buzz thought he landed on a strange planet when he clearly knew that he was bounced around a strange persons house when he was activated... did he not question that himself?

I feel like this question is not that difficult to answer and I also believe I have the answer... Buzz Lightyear is a compulsive liar obviously and is in denial that he is a toy because perhaps he could never come to terms with it? I don't know, but I am unsure if there are meetings for toys that have unresolved issues with the fact that they are a toy. Buzz doesn't want to believe he is a toy or he just didn't want to categorize himself with Woody? I can understand where he is coming from and I am totally not judging him for not wanting to be the same as Woody.

I hope I have answered the question and it makes sense because if it doesn't, then that means the people who were involved in the creation of this movie just did not consider certain little aspects of the movie that may not seem properly thought out.

Pocahontas and How She Understood English?

I have never watched this movie which means I am taking an uneducated guess when it comes to answering this question...

Pocahontas meets a man who turns out to be an English-Man and apparently this is the first English-Man she has ever met in her life. The internet is pondering on why Pocahontas can understand English as it is her first ever encounter with an English-Man.... WELL ponder no more because the answer may be in the question which I just figured out a second ago.

Pocahontas makes clear that this is the first ever English-Man she has met in her life... I wonder if he is an English-Man with all this talk of him being an English-Man... but anyway, the answer is in the question and everyone hasn't noticed it.

English-Man.... English-MAN.... MAN... Pocahontas may have never met an English-Man (is he really an English-Man?) but that doesn't mean that she hasn't met an English-Woman and learned English from her.

I really thought I would spend longer on this question because I have never watched the movie and thought my uneducated opinion wouldn't even make sense to myself BUT I solved it... but we also don't know if Pocahontas taught herself the language... or if she had distant cousins that perhaps knew the language? and yes, I am totally making up a new story-line because it is a fun thing to do.

The End

I thought this would be a fun thing to do rather than making a list of reviews because sometimes the mood has to be lightened and I hope that I achieved at least doing that for the readers of my blog.

I thank you for reading this far and I hope that you have enjoyed reading my answers to the unanswered questions on the internet in relation those films. I found the questions on Cracked which gave me the idea of doing a blog post in this nature. I recommend going and visiting the website to answer some more unanswered questions or if you want to see if you did not notice something about a movie that other people have noticed.

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